Won 2-1
Scorers: EJ and Chirpy
MoM: Nathan and Brie
DoD: Kate Boffey
With thanks to team sponsor L2
Dear diary,
It is with a heavy heart that for 🎶One Last Time🎶, we bring you the final match report featuring the one and only Nathan Fouhy (🎶Traitor 💔🎶).
For the team talk, Nathan had little to say, but what he did say was powerful – “think about someone you care about watching you on the side line”. For some, it was the sacred man and his dog. For others, it was 6 year old Tara.
The average age of the opposition was low. This was demonstrated by their fan girl moment when they saw “the famous man from tiktok” and asked for a selfie.
After a swift warmup, we found out that Nathan was creating content on the sideline so, we knew we had to 🎶Get Our Head in the Game🎶 and perform.
Nathan’s content was quite dry during the first few minutes. However, there was a build up of play which saw the ball get gorgeously transferred by Dunny to Alex, who passed to Rachel, who passed to Gemma. Gemma struck the ball at the top of D, which was delicately deflected by EJ and slotted through the keepers legs. 1-0.
The Acorns came back with vengeance and carried on pushing for a goal but unfortunately couldn’t get passed our defence. Lorna stopped them in their tracks and Martha passed the ball to Kate who dribbled it to EJ. EJ then upgraded that into a short corner. With Chirpy off, EJ and Jina locked eyes from a distance. Jina knew it was her time. She strutted up the pitch convincing herself that her pull out will be creamy. She got there. She heard the plan of action. She squatted. Prepared the ball. And she dragged out. It was at this point, she knew that the man and his dog were disappointed, for the ball zoomed past everyone. Not a single person moved to stop it. Not even anyone from the opposition. Sevenoaks sideline it is. (Thankfully, Chirpy came back on to the pitch after this).
With the man and his dog getting irate at our performance, we knew we had to step it up. The ball ended up in the Acorns danger zone where Chloe and Tara had a touch on it but Chirpy had some silky skills to slot it into the backboard. 2-0.
The second half consisted of these major events:
– A thunder and hail storm ft some lightning ⚡️
– Rachel stopping the game to rearrange the formation to suit her needs
– EJ hitting the post and Tara just watching and the defender going “now that’s a real shame”
– Jina wanting to redeem herself for the first wrong timed pull out and completing a sexy PC injection (sadly no conversion)
– Kate slipping and sliding, and Dancing on her own, to land herself DOD on debut
– And finally a lucky goal for Sevenoaks (we won’t go into the details of it but it left us being on High Alert) – other than this, Georgia was a bit bored
There is a special mention to Lorna’s Mum who deserves to be given a Great British Bake Off crown for her stunning sausage rolls and brownies. 🎶Isn’t She Lovely🩷🎶
For the penultimate sign off, Alexa, play ‘🎶Gotta Go My Own Way’🎶💔🥺
Xoxo Canterbury Ladies 2’s
P.s. does anyone has a speaker?